When E was a baby Bryan started calling him HULK. See he was a sweet sweet boy, until he got hungry. Then he would start smashing his tray and grunting. Bryan would then pimp him on by saying "Hulk Smash Hulk Smash Hulk Smash."
For his 1st birthday Bryan bought him a Hulk short but he never cared or noticed anything. And then suddenly a month ago he saw a Hulk shirt at Target and started his SMASH again and started whining "hulk hulk hulk!"
And now suddenly he is throwing tantrums to wear his Hulk shirt (we have now purchased 3 shirts- I think its tacky enough to have him in these shorts let alone dirty ones!).He has a Hulk doll that he takes to school and to the park.He throws fits, FITS, when I say that the shirts are dirty and he cant wear them to bed, school, church, dinner, ANYWHERE (he has worn them to all those places!).
My kid is going to be the weird kid in Kindergarten that wears Hulk shirts EVERY DAY to school. All the cute girls will say "dont you have anything else to wear?' and I am sure his reponse will be "why, yes I do, but why would i want to wear them?" Oh, dear!!! I guess it could be worse- he could want to wear a Hulk COSTUME everywhere.
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